People on the whole can be quite baffling. For instance:

1) An observation on the selling of edible goods - "Is this fresh?" - By far the most baffling question one can be asked when one is on the other side of the counter. What exactly do they think my answer will be? "No, of course it is not fresh. What kind of place do you think this is? Quiet your voice down! People may suspect we sell fresh products... what will anyone think of us then?!?!"
Of course it's fresh you dolt, and if it wasn't, do you think a merchant selling lousy product is going to let you know because you asked? Save your breath.

2) Someone shows up at your store 10 minutes after you have closed and wants to be let in.
They say: "I'll be really quick, I know what I want." Now this situation can play out one of two ways:

a) If you're a sucker and let them in, it never fails that the outcome is one of the following:
The person actually has no idea what they want and takes an astronomically long time choosing and getting out of the store. Or...
They did know what they want but 3 other people who also arrived late think it's their lucky day and sneak in after the first person, inevitably taking as long or longer than the first.

b) You stay strong and in the intrests of going home, you say no. This person will usually have a tantrum, generally about how fast they had to rush out here. They'll tell you all about their life and how hard it is, how they're going to be late for the dinner party now, and so on. My favorite is "I need this *insert product name here* for tonight!!!". Yes, this is very sad, and my heart does go out to you... but next time plan ahead, leave yourself some time and if it doesn't work out, have a backup plan. And for heaven's sake keep your dignity man! (or woman!) Nobody likes a crybaby or a troll so please refrain from turning into either. Did it occur to you that you're making me late for my dinner party?

3) "Will you make it look nice." or "You'll do a good job right?" - I don't belive much needs to be said about these, they run in a similar vein as "Is this fresh?". I thought they bore mentioning anyway. As if I might harbour a passion for making things look ulgy, these people had the foresight to do some detective work. Ah, good thing we asked!



Dungeon Bunny

Ahhhh! That explains your absence from bellydance yesterday! Bunch of inconsiderate customers! I say "SHOOT EM ALL!!"

Hahaha!
Actually I was sick (and still am, yes, in all the ways that the word can be implied ; ) In my sickness and dissapointment for missing class I decided it was time to post a bit of snark.

From experience i know to NEVER PICK UP THE PHONE AT WORK WHEN YOUVE GONE IN ON SATURDAY TO DO SOME EXTRA WORK!!! LOL. And hey after reading this I kinda like your "SNARKY" side! Keep up the great work and thanks again for the comments! C.C. and THE

P.S. did someone mention BELLYDANCING??????????????????

CC, should you feel the need for more snarkyness, there are some gems in the archived posts ; P
P.S.
There was indeed belly dancing mentioned... as Harem Houri, myself and now Zenfaerie are helplessly in it's thrall. (as students of course... not victims : )

What about people that start talking to you when your back is turned with out so much as a hello or excuse me, they just start talking, stupid people, don't you know how to introduce yourself?

Me again..... thanks for the comments of this am and I DO agree with you! Talk about going from ONE end of the Spectrum to the other huh? Diana to Camilla - HERO TO ZERO perhaps? Glad you liked TUNESDAY and just wait til NEXT WEEK - have i got a STORY BEHIND THE GUESS WHO for YOU! Take care and have a GREAT WEEK!

ME AGAIN AGAIN!! just read your comment to MY comment so I'm OFF TO SNARKY HUNT!!! Thanks for the heads up!

"Is this fresh?" Um...no. It's not. We want you to get sick and die.

Cx's can be so pissy.

I do DSL tech support and I get Cx's that call in asking me to help them install MS Word...or FULLY support their computer. When I tell them, "I apoligize (means *kiss butt*), but this is outside out support bounds," they get pissy. But enought about that.

Here's a Pic of Mr. Rickman for you:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/Aquathros/Alan%20Rickman/Snapey_pants.jpg

Gee, thanks Aquathros! That Snape picture sure has alot of Snape in it...:P

Yep! You're welcome. I love to sare the wealth that is Teh Almighty Alan Rickman with his Ever Powerful Pudge.

Hehehe that was funny post, and so true :)

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